|Strength||13 (+1 to hit, damage, open doors)|
|Dexterity||13 (+1 on "to hit" rolls, initiative; -1 bonus to armor class)|
|Charisma||14 (+1 reaction adjustment)|
|XP||572 xp (gets 5% bonus on earned XP)|
|Distracting Flourish: AC bonus of 2 vs. intelligent creatures which he can distract|
Guy Ordinaire is no ordinary guy… he's Guy Ordinaire! He's tall and thin, with big hair and a pencil-thin mustache. He dresses in bright, gaudy colors, currently sporting a tabard sponsored by Lord Pat.
He burst onto the Glantri scene with flash, flair, and flourish. He's a charming and friendly fellow. He constantly embellishes, tells stories, and likes to talk himself up. He does everything with a bit of pizzazz. This makes him fun at social gatherings, and is so distracting in combat that it makes it harder for his enemies to hit him.
To the best of anyone's knowledge, he has not yet expended any of his magical resources.
Guy's experience with the Company of Crossed Swords ended with the same flash with which it started. He died while trying to protect Pritchard Hood (G177).