Hawkeye vs. the Hulk!!!
Will the Brash Bowman bullseye the Green Goliath?!?
In a word: no.
After getting tanked up on spiked eggnog at the Avengers/Fantastic Four holiday party, Hawkeye, the Thing, and the semi-reformed Stilt-Man jaunted off to the Florida Everglades to beat up the Hulk, who has been running around causing ten kinds of carnage lately.
Hawkeye fired an "exploding adamantium shrapnel arrow" into the Hulk's face; and the Thing tried to piledrive a swampy log onto the Hulk's head. But all they did is enrage him. The Hulk ripped off Stilt-Man's titanium-hydraulic legs and used them to bash the Thing into a coma. Hawkeye barely managed to get airlifted out with the help of the rest of the Fantastic Four.
Mr. Fantastic chastised Hawkeye for being an idiot, but Hawkeye reminded him that his greatest scientific achievement was turning his best friends into freaks so maybe he should climb off that high, rubbery horse of his.