Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

Summary:

This is probably a bad idea.

Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

Charlatan 15 Oct 2010 20:27

Louis Lamont wakes up in the back of a cart again. If he manages to straighten things out with the driver, where will he be headed?

Roll 2d8!

2	Into Darokin!
3	Les Hiboux
4	Glantri City
5	Fortune's Hole
6	Eastkeep
7	Trintan
8	Malinbois
9	Glantri City
10	Touraine
11	Volnay
12	Elysien
13	Erendyl
14	Glantri City
15	The Orcs of Chateau Ambreville
16	Into Auban!

Re: Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

naked samurai 15 Oct 2010 20:48

You have rolled a 6: six gassy wino-bubbles explode on your lips: poik, pop, pouk!

Why, this Westkeep looks just like Eastkeep! Wait, so do the Westkeepers… or maybe this is Northwestkeep or Southkeep? Ha, no, you're back in Eastkeep!

Question is, did you get back there while Richard was overcoming the centipede-sickness. I say yea, and no more turnip carts for you. They drag you back to Malinbois.

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Re: Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

Charlatan 15 Oct 2010 20:53

Weak. Although it reminds me of the time I learned that Southampton was in "the Hamptons".

Re: Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

naked samurai 15 Oct 2010 20:57

Weak.

Calling me weak? You certainly don't have to sense the CoCS's presence as you snore drunkenly in the turnips.

Re: Where the Blazes is Louis Lamont?

naked samurai 15 Oct 2010 22:24

Oh no! Louis Lamont has slept through everything, even Goldfinch picking a radish right off his nose, walking away and eating it like an apple. The muggy mage tumbles off the tarp of a caravan wagon, some carny-looking people giving him a wave as oxen bear their performance props away.

"You have rolled a 13," they call. "You are near Erendyl! We're not really sure where that is, either."

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